Thursday, December 11, 2008

Family Guy On Ipod Online

lucidity in the winter mist

While I was living one of those moments highly intellectual, but which are held three times per day (which gives a strong argument to the anthropologists of the kitchen to justify the importance of their subject of study in the social sciences), the highly romantic place that is the canteen number 2 of University, after having heroically jostled to reach every booth and thus complete my tray to me "concoct" a meal a little bit balanced, and slalomed between the plates dripping with the Chinese crowd who pressed me on all sides, j 'were sitting at my table almost clean as I shared with young Chinese trying to choose an English name, only foreign money at this time any universal noon. My biggest problem, then, was to find meaning in what I had to position my meal tray so as to have the least trouble to eat my cake through huge wooden sticks, and minimize the risk of contamination.

All of a sudden I saw at 10 meters from me my first really nice young Chinese man, unquestionably beautiful. My brain was reconnected illico, but it's true! It has been over three months since I live here, and never before had I been thinking to myself "It's beautiful." Or even just "He's cute.". I think that the result was a shock in my brain because when I opened my eyes, not to admire the young man in question - because he had to find a place somewhere in the huge room and was confused with the dozens of black hair a bit disheveled - but to observe my surroundings. I thought to do it every day, but apparently not the right way. All this to lead to my discovery extraordinary, so extraordinary that I rushed to let you know my way home from dinner. So no, my discovery was not extraordinary that there are cute boys in China, although it should be noted that it took me a hundred days to locate a ... Here's my discovery, it is very simple: for the Chinese, you can not see well with glasses, the reality is too dazzling for the eyes.

At least three quarters of young Chinese girls (I am not exaggerating ... And many boys too, but the proportion is less) that I saw pass before me wearing glasses! How is it that I do not be seen before this amazing figure?
Here the statistician to become dormant in me whispers to his sweet voice: it is not because you have a sample of a hundred people that your estimate is correct, then it is anyway not representative of the entire Chinese population (but who said he saw my tiny sample as representative of a billion and half people?), there is a nonzero probability that after all all girls lunettées your university have chosen to eat at Shitang No. 2 at 12.15, ... and you said that West is not the same thing? It's just that contact lenses are now legion, no one is more aware of the extent of the scourge!

So, taking into account all the above limits are saying, can I still make the following assumptions:
  • young people who have had the honor of being accepted to a college senior took the view in bouzillé the Libraries poorly lit, and late at night after curfew, in light of their flashlight to swallow the knowledge they needed to achieve success;
  • girls work harder than boys (but that we already knew);
  • opticians must ride on gold (now I understand why there is an optician on campus, and no vendor bikes!).
offscreen Note: noses of the Chinese are definitely not made for glasses, they are too "flat", it's slippery, suddenly the Chinese have developed the "kick-who-shall d'annulaire -the-glasses-in-place-and-removes-the-fringe-of-eye-for-3-seconds " (Hypothesis already issued in France, now confirmed in Beijing), a technique that requires considerable practice before it feels a bit sexy.


Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sofi Flash Warts Around Genital

Do you plant cabbage ....? The Chinese know

On campus, all the beautiful yellow flowers and red of immense flower beds have been replaced by white and red cabbage at the first frost arrived. It's ... interesting! I've put the same flower bed in "before and after", and lets you enjoy the results. I think myself back in my homeland (oh no, alright, it's still not as though I was counting the days ... I still have that 43 for that matter).


Saturday, November 15, 2008

Congratulagetions Messages For Ur Marrie

fun: 茶馆 and 卡拉 OK






















While President Sarkozy laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, my classmates and I were having a good time around a table with food. course, our favorite professor was the game, as four other busload, all brimming with 留学生 (foreign students). The expedition was to last the famous tea room 张 一 元 represantative where we found all the arts scene of Chinese acrobats, mimes, wrestlers, actors, opera singers, contortionists ... and an armada of servers of course. After an explanation (in Chinese) of the tea ceremony that I did not understand that most Roman last year, the universality of laughter finally break the language barrier, and we returned to university with nice memories in the head and especially full-cameras!


Weekend, karaoke night in the vicinity of the university. After a small Korean restaurant to 7 direction one of the fifty rooms of karaoke Wudaokou, two hours of madness which are mixed American songs, Chinese and Japanese (unfortunately no Russian or French songs in stock ... ). You should know that the karaoke Chinese (or Japanese, see Lost in Translation) does not happen at all in the same way as in France. Here we rented a room at a time, small or large, the price varies, but always has a huge comfy couch slouch when a dozen or more. Well then, Chinese songs, it's not always easy to decipher, is not it Anastacia (尼 那 for Chinese)? It has its own TV, his "menu" and his remote control to select songs. I forgot the two microphones (sometimes blue, red, it's more romantic), and spots disco! So, we never sing in front of strangers, and it really is the darling of the youth here. Valeriy the tambourines, which has in this way circumvent our attention, and not have to sing ... and romantic duet between Janel Titanic (aka 张美丽) and the Kazakh Vitter (aka 王金福) Indonesian.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Blah Blah Blah Socks Men

" Harvesters of wind "- Chalon Street Festival 2008



A big thank you to Alain Godineau who gave us this little film



Tuesday, July 29, 2008

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Chalon in the street 18 / 19 July 2008


"Pickers Wind "









With the support of:
Chalon in the street sacd, Regional Council of Franche-Comte, CAPM, Adar.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Pokemon Shiny Gold Pokemon Modifier Gameshark




collective project initiated by the evolutionary and Company Bains-Douches, with the complicity of Bilateral Variable Area ( formatting picture), P * taz (set to music), Jean-Mi Sittler says "Gaby" (date of fireworks) and the population of Grand Charmont ...

Monday, July 14, 2008 22:30
spelikans at Parc des Grand-Charmont

Parking Cora Montbéliard and ZI Charmontet

With the support of La Region de Franche-Comte, The Community of agglomerations of Country Montbéliard and the city of Grand Charmont.


Partners: Frame, Time Prod, Territory Band, Numerica, Adan, Aoe


Thursday, July 3, 2008

South Park Ipad Watch

"pickers wind"



We will be Festival Chalon dans la rue

18 and July 19, 2008

Supported by: Chalon dans la rue, Sacd, Regional Council of Franche-Comte, CAPM, Adar

http://www.chalondanslarue.com/e.php?lsd=138&tc=5

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Cervix Position Early Pregnancy

"Test Fourteen"



Test on the group project and evolutionary initiated by the Company Bains-Douches, with the complicity of Bilateral Variable Area (formatting picture), P * taz (set to music) et la population de Grand-Charmont...