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lucidity in the winter mist

While I was living one of those moments highly intellectual, but which are held three times per day (which gives a strong argument to the anthropologists of the kitchen to justify the importance of their subject of study in the social sciences), the highly romantic place that is the canteen number 2 of University, after having heroically jostled to reach every booth and thus complete my tray to me "concoct" a meal a little bit balanced, and slalomed between the plates dripping with the Chinese crowd who pressed me on all sides, j 'were sitting at my table almost clean as I shared with young Chinese trying to choose an English name, only foreign money at this time any universal noon. My biggest problem, then, was to find meaning in what I had to position my meal tray so as to have the least trouble to eat my cake through huge wooden sticks, and minimize the risk of contamination.

All of a sudden I saw at 10 meters from me my first really nice young Chinese man, unquestionably beautiful. My brain was reconnected illico, but it's true! It has been over three months since I live here, and never before had I been thinking to myself "It's beautiful." Or even just "He's cute.". I think that the result was a shock in my brain because when I opened my eyes, not to admire the young man in question - because he had to find a place somewhere in the huge room and was confused with the dozens of black hair a bit disheveled - but to observe my surroundings. I thought to do it every day, but apparently not the right way. All this to lead to my discovery extraordinary, so extraordinary that I rushed to let you know my way home from dinner. So no, my discovery was not extraordinary that there are cute boys in China, although it should be noted that it took me a hundred days to locate a ... Here's my discovery, it is very simple: for the Chinese, you can not see well with glasses, the reality is too dazzling for the eyes.

At least three quarters of young Chinese girls (I am not exaggerating ... And many boys too, but the proportion is less) that I saw pass before me wearing glasses! How is it that I do not be seen before this amazing figure?
Here the statistician to become dormant in me whispers to his sweet voice: it is not because you have a sample of a hundred people that your estimate is correct, then it is anyway not representative of the entire Chinese population (but who said he saw my tiny sample as representative of a billion and half people?), there is a nonzero probability that after all all girls lunettées your university have chosen to eat at Shitang No. 2 at 12.15, ... and you said that West is not the same thing? It's just that contact lenses are now legion, no one is more aware of the extent of the scourge!

So, taking into account all the above limits are saying, can I still make the following assumptions:

• young people who have had the honor of being accepted to a college senior took the view in bouzillé the Libraries poorly lit, and late at night after curfew, in light of their flashlight to swallow the knowledge they needed to achieve success;
• girls work harder than boys (but that we already knew);
• opticians must ride on gold (now I understand why there is an optician on campus, and no vendor bikes!).

offscreen Note: noses of the Chinese are definitely not made for glasses, they are too "flat", it's slippery, suddenly the Chinese have developed the "kick-who-shall d'annulaire -the-glasses-in-place-and-removes-the-fringe-of-eye-for-3-seconds " (Hypothesis already issued in France, now confirmed in Beijing), a technique that requires considerable practice before it feels a bit sexy.